TopG's only. We're here to teach you about making money and the arts of Yoga Fire.

Here at Hustler's University you pledge to make more money than brokies and to be indefatigable in doing so.

Must have an average salary of above $1.2M/yearly to join.

At laundry today, 3 mortals attempted to intimidate me
Unaware of my divine powers
I extended my hand and clicked my fingers
Then asked them a simple question
Do you know the secrets of Yoga fire?
They are not sure why this changed their minds, but it did.

"My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with my sheer indefatigability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor." -TopG