Its got our name on it. Wonks.

11:2 Nail to wood ratio. Wonks.
Its got our nails in it. Wonks.
It might just take off. Wonks.
So what if it doesn't work, it looks cool! Wonks.
It don't even need wheels, stop complaining. Wonks.
Buy one! Get what you pay for! Wonks.
Whatever you do, don't touch it. Wonks.
5 sides on a wheel right? Wonks.

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Wonks to take China back to England

24 May, 2015 - Blokhead | 0 Comments

In a bizarre twist of fate and geological engineering, we have concluded that the most profitable decision we can make is to move the entire landmass of China back with us to the UK. Our UK-Based offices can then be placed inside of China's borders, causing us to receive multi-national discounts.

The pandas shall be loaded into small crates and dispersed between the zoos of England, where we shall charge a small fee to families to "Ride the Chinese Wave", which should hopefully result in good cross country relations, and minimal casualties.

Red has been demoted to "Head of Chips", and will now be responsible for counting the chips dropped on street corners on a friday night.

Beta has been promoted to "Jam Counsiller", and his duties shall be to refer any confused Chinese immigrants to our many jam factories for rehabilitation.

I shall remain "King of England", and do practically nothing.

Storm takes Wonk's to china

25 July, 2013 - Beta_Krogoth | 4 Comments

In an horrific series of events, the likes of which i have only seen equal in scale on the discovery channel, a massive hurricane has lifted up Wonk's HQ and delivered it straight to china. The repositioning of our vital componants has increased our efficency by 440% but we now require all employees to speak fluent china talk.

In other news, Red has taken over egpty and Nog's calucalate broke during the hurricane. A tragic loss to the company.