Fighting for the Wrong reasons!

We are dedicated to the absolute domination of earth’s mortal realm; nothing short of total destruction will appease our Lord and Savior Tomato Man! (He is an omniscient god and it is therefore hard to know why he needs our support) As for the immortal realm we are still trying to locate it, it's so damn hard to see anything past the giant red glowing portal. In our search we accidentally found a realm controlled by the Hamburglars and we have managed use their technology against them, this “shower” technology is the first step in our conquest. We also found a realm controlled by an idiotic farmer’s boy from Texas who… sorry mistook 2004 for a different realm. Hopefully the realm we found where the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal was handed over to an actor wasn’t here as well…

We are also dedicated to the preservation of nature as long as it isn’t anywhere near anybody ever! All baby pandas, puppies and ultra cute cuddly little bunny rabbits shall immediately be disintegrated to make way for more strip malls, polluting industry and all other glorious monuments to capitalism. Shortly after their construction they shall be torn down and used to fuel our cute cuddly animal disintegration ray. Cruel is the circle of life...

So far our group has yet to materialize fully in the mortal realm due to our total and complete lack of coordination, cleanliness and people skills. Our most powerful tools of recruitment are unspeakably vicious torture, blackmail, violence and candy, so far candy has proven to be the most successful likely due to our unimpressive physical stature.

Our groups motto is: "If something is worth doing, its worth screwing up!" and we live by it! This might also have an effect on our recruitment effort.


FYI: I the owner will always be player of the week, because it's all I have and like any good leader I have only disgust for my employees

Current member count -5 and counting… down…


Legal info:
If I the leader shalt ever be stuck between realms in a manner only marvel writers could think off, my second in command (dogface) shalt not receive any of my supreme power! Just let the whole thing fall, as a great leader might have said: "if I die you're all screwed! I'll make sure of that!" - Alexander The Great

Being an evil Corporation/Empire Half our organization is Legal, since our unorthodox methods seem to offend jackass tree huggers and halfwit non-bribable politicians, both of whom are surely the scourge of the earth. Consider that I got away with using this argument in a trial against my person and won, before you slam a lawsuit on our collective ass.

What Games Do You Games? Is financially supported by all manner of evil corporations Umbrella, The Patriots and our local barber shop the most evil local barber shop I can think off. What Games Do You Games? Might be a copyright held by someone so shhhh...