Glad to own you :D

As of now you are an official slave of my bidding.
Beleive it or not we have some rules and regulations.

1.Do not ask about my nose.
2.If you suspect any other slave is a spy destroy them right away, then eliminate their families, if you were wrong tell the others it was a practical joke they'll understand.
3.Always carry your wand, I might need it.
4.Do not ask why I do not have a cool scar.
5.Do not trust redheads.
6.Everyone must be a pureblood.
7.Do not question why I am not a pureblood.
8.I allow pets of snakes, lizards, and turtles.
9.Only I can own a basilisk though.
10. Do not ever offer me rogaine.

Failure to follow the rules will high consequences.
-One day locked with Wormtail.
-Lunch for my little Nagini.
-One hour of a PollyJuice Potion based to resemble Snape.
-A nice Imperius Curse to make you kiss Bellatrix.
-If we're in a hurry, and I'm feeling uncreative the usual killing curse.