Yarrr, thar be booty!

Ever had one of those days where you wish you could look your boss in the eye and say "Y'arr! I've 'ad enuff uf yer ♥♥♥♥♥, gimmie yer booty or I'll stick ye like a toad!"? Or "Ye wave them reports in my face one more time an I'll shoot ye where ye stand, ye land lubber!"? Or maybe "Yer numbers make no sense to me, begone with ye afore I be puttin ye to the flor."? Then this is the group for you!