WE ARE THE FOOD BRIGADE

He said:

The intent is to provide food with a sense of pride and accomplishment for having an IQ above that of the average Rick and Morty viewer.
As for the retarded, we selected initial IQ growth rate based upon data from Earth's longest living foods and other adjustments made to weak and pathetic foods before Earth's creation. Among other things, we're looking at average per-food IQ growth rates on a hourly basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that hyper-intelligent food have challenging IQ growth that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via hyper-intelligent food lifespan.
We appreciate the constructive feedback, and the passion the food has put forth around the current topics here on Earth, our super secret heavenly cameras and across numerous Donald Trump tweets.
I will continue to make changes and monitor hyper-intellignet food feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as I can.

Doesn't this feel familiar, because I feel like he's a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.