PRAISE HAWK ~ PRAISE HAWK ~ PRAISE HAWK

Since June 2, 2012

Space police.


Now remember boys.

Lest than first commandment: Obey the will of Tony Hawk
First commandment: Robots suck
Second commandment: Kill all them robots
Third commandment: Organics can die too
Fourth Commandment: If it's got electricity or moving parts then it's a robot.
Fifth commandment: If It's a furry, weeaboo, or a gayboy, then it's a darn robot.

And remember, kill all them robots.


Things that ain't robots:

Catfood, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Chicken tenders, sticks, cats, organics, corncobs, trees, them nylon strings, rubber, accoustics, tennis balls, bleach, FIRE, beef jerky, milk, candles, zippo lighter fluid, donuts, T-hawk, half-pipes, kneepads, skateboards, apples, space, candy, baseball, Jewel CD cases, tape, toilet paper, mailbombs, books, chocolate, plants, hamburgers, wallets, Chick-fil-A polynesian Sauce, swords, spoons, tinfoil, pencils, mormons, burn cream, spatulas, the aztecs, peanut butter, corkscrews, movie tickets, wine, sprite, oatmeal, curry, backpacks, seagulls, teletubbies, killin chairs, diving masks, Texas. Notebooks, trashcans, Linkin Park, deoderant, blankets, cigarettes, ballsacks, the mail, missiles, tortilla chips, human skulls, windows, screamin', fartin', the ISPD, clubs, iced tea, matches, red pickup trucks, napkins, the empire, cotton, monkeys, heterosexuals, white men, cups, boats, vikings, the B button, livin' things, poptabs, shoes, the coca cola company, gift cards, copper wire, K-mart, lollipops, BMX, Dave Mirra, hard drives, lynyrd skynyrd again, The Vietnam War, panda bears, boat oars, ropes, holes, female kangaroos, Poland, them stuffed animals, Yella wolf, houses, empty yogurt containers, penis, Red, snuff, secondhand smoke, the news, chewin gum, lincoln logs, slavery, T. Roosevelt, 50 Cent, scopes, grenades, wooden desks, funnels, gas stove, HILLS, the FBI, the third little pig, lil red ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' hood, trousers, gold, flamethrowers, towels, gasmasks, worm food, pipe tobacco, bluegrass, Max, labcoats, beakers, waterfalls, ninjas, robots, pipe cleaners, dirt, oreos, stereo bass systems, MRE's, K-rations, scissors, penguins, refrigerators, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Bean, Knobs, sunglasses, watches, bridges, shovels, LAIR, nosehairs, RPG gamevideos, enternet, tall buildings, Geico, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, the Grey Knights, Jaws, explosions, Drinkin', marterbatin', starcraft, virgin.