ABOUT WaterPeopIe

The nightcrawlers of the dark streets of Missouri.

Don't get confused. We aren't the Water People.
We are the defenders of the planet.
We protect this world from the Water People.
If you are in Missouri, dear god, please do not drink the tap water.
Your brain will slowly melt and you will ask for bargains on broken ♥♥♥♥.
You don't want to buy a broken radio for 5 dollars, do you?
You don't want yellow eyes, long grey finger nails, and brown ears from wax buildup, do you?
Please, protect yourself.
Join us today, in the rebellion against the Water People.
Godspeed.

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21 February, 2023 - Pou | 0 Comments

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N.W.P.S. National Water People Squad

27 November, 2022 - urotsuki | 0 Comments

We are here to serve and protect the nations from the cursed Water People.
The next step in our mission is to vacate all of Missouri so we can blow up it's water supply and take care of all the remaining Water People.

If that doesn't work.

Plan B is dropping off a Kaiju to destroy everything so we can build it all back from the ground up. We will supply them with Phoenix, Arizona water, which is much tastier and rich in quality.

If the people of Arizona do not allow us to siphon it's water supply, we will drop off boxes of water via private jet to the Missourian people weekly so they don't have to end up only drinking bubbly corn syrup ♥♥♥♥ to stay hydrated or even worse, the river water...

River Water People are a whole 'nother species we're still working on investigating. There's a whole mythos of Water People in this crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ state. Remember to stay safe out there. Don't accept any deals from strangers.

Akuji out.