The Dong Dynasty

The Dong Dynasty reigns supreme over everything ever.


Our aim is to spread our power throughout the world by marrying/forcing our way into powerful families and recruiting people into our Steam group.

Our main game is DotA 2, but we include a few others. (see below)




1. Do justice to the Dong name. If you are caught shaming the Dynasty you will be disowned and/or banished.

2. Although our original lanuage is a version of Chinese, known as Tangerine, we have decided to use English as our medium of communication because it allows us to talk to more people. Speak English or risk getting deported.

3. No stale memes. Punishments will be dealt out; their intensity will depend on how stale the meme was.

4. Respect everyone, even if they are a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

5. CS:GAY is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a game, don't talk about it around the owner.

All hail Wang Dong, inventor of all great things, like the Ez-Cracker, Spaghetti, Music, Ice cream, the Internet, Windows 7, nuclear energy, nuclear weapons, goatse, massage chairs, all cars, all rockets, the entire solar system and maccaroni and cheese.

About Wang Dong[www.fbi.gov]