Waifu's official appreciation group!

Hey kids!

If you're reading this that means your $39 US cheque has cleared its way into Waifu's foreign account, now you can enjoy all the love and kindness that your amazing Waifu brings into your life with a NEW, HIP, and EDGY fan club. With your matching tee-shirts and party hats you are sure to bring the life back into those boring school days.

Tee-shirts: $80US
Party hats: $380US

Be sure to belittle your friends into joining. Because without your amazing Waifu looming over our heads as the domineering force that he is how would we possibly spend our evenings? D:

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My goal of becoming a housewife in 4.1 steps

21 December, 2010 - Local Resident | 1 Comments

I've heard it’s pretty hard being a full-time mother. What with turning on the washing machine and waiting for it to finish and all. Though it appears difficult on the surface I have concocted a 4.1 step plan to achieve great success in my new martial field.

Step 1: Lose my job.

Housewives do not have jobs. They have houses. Houses are jobs.

Step 2: Find and gather children.

I am sure with the correct lure and bait this shouldn’t be too much of a problem, studies have shown that only 6% of missing person cases are actually solved so I like those odds.

Step 2.1: Acquire Husband.

Fake pregnancy.

Step 3: ?????

? ? ? ? ? ?

Step 4: VIDEOGAMES

Also acting entitled and starting every sentence with 'As a mother...' as if it grands extra creditability towards statements despite their large opinion base sauce and not entire understanding the situation. Remind people how hard being a housewife is.