Steam is dying.

Fellow users,
We face a dark age, sadly our very much appreciated piece of software is facing terrible times, and there's nothing we can do to to help. That's probably what you tought but we can all do something. We can pray my brothers. Gaben's top teams are working on this matter as we speak. One of my friends at valve which name shall not me pronounced informed me that they're doing everything they can to solve this. All we can do now is wait and relaxHATE, no hate, no bait, no 8/8. No memes, no doges, no danky mlgxxxblazeit420xxxsmokeweedeveryday.


Current Situation:
Steam dies every 5 seconds
No Half Life 3
No matchmaking fixes
No server fixes

Overall status: Pretty good 10/10

Everytime Steam goes down a giveaway shall be doen by me, yours truly.
SUCK THE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET GO ON!
Prizes are probably TF2 and wahtever I buy from the market with 95 cents
In the meantime spread the word.



HOLD YOUR TEARS LADIES!
WE MUST CONTAIN OURSELVES.
WE ALL HAVE DREAMS.



This yet the beggining. We must get ready.
Prepare your waifu body pillows, your fleshlights, and most importantly... Uranus.


Only Gaben
Only Valve
Only Steam

+1membar = -1 ddouz froum origen

STEAM STATUS -ty og xPaw and the other guy[steamstat.us]
I'm pretty sure everyone already saw this -ty enderpearl[gaben.tv]