Woodens Boosting

"VACation gathers, and now my boost begins. It shall not end until my Ban. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Woodens Boosting, for this VACation and all the VACations to come."