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I need to let off* some steam , my dad beats me with a belt

I need to let of some steam , my dad beats me with a belt

Just realized that we were born with two hands for a reason. God has a plan. One hand for the vape, one hand for the iPhone with Pokémon Go on full volume, attached to a selfie-stick. But wait... we've only got two legs and frankly, that's just not enough to efficiently probe the city to catch the rare, fictional, animated characters. But, you just wait... now we have the Swagway/hoverboard/segway with no handles, or as I like to call them: the antithesis of anything even remotely cool or acceptable. With the release of such a streamline advancement in technology being near the same time as the debut of Pokémon Go, it all seems too serendipitous. This world is governed by a God. And he rides a swagway.

Kill me