We are PRO CSGO dicators!

Loschifer is a Master Guardian Elite

i want to see that sh*t

fix it on a 1v1?

In other words my story: I got rekt after knifing a guy on mirage last night cause I'm a scrub

He refused; so I had to get even, but I got kicked and replaced by Bot Steven

Ive had enough, and now im on cooldown, and sit in the skype without making a sound

Im crying. My face hurts from tears, but when I return Cam will die in fear

He will accept his punishment without a peep, and when done with him his butthole will seap

So lone and behold my revenge will be made, but first I will do something that will never happen to Cam; and that is to get laid

So I end off this poem with a farewell to my friend, because now our line of friendship has a broken bend

Please Cam apologize now, or get your ass kicked and ill stand over your corpse with a bow

(2/2)

We were winning the round, we had the win in our hands; all safe and sound

The last enemy alive was finally killed, and cam had to shoot me because hes so unskilled

I lost my inventory in full, but cam didn't take that into consideration because hes dull

My Ak was good as gone, and it was sad because me and that gun had a bond

It was like my best friend die and couldnt help, and as soon as it happened I cried out and yelped

I demanded he replace it; to fix his bad deed, but instead it resulted in me losing my lead

(1/2)