Welcome. Welcome to The Ultra Sweaty Elite Society.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest stronghold fortifications within the world of Rust. I thought so much of this Headquarter that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the wasteland so thoughtfully provided by the game designers. I have been proud to call this remote location my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to the Ultra Sweaty Elite Society. It's safer here.