All Hail Tyler

On a glorious eve of December, one man was worshipping Satan, as part of his normal ritual. He tried to summon Satan that day, but was instead greeted by a much more formiddable god: Tyler. He was everything, yet nothing. He separated life and death. Beside him were 5 figures: Gaben, Lord Schafington, Brennan, Gamma, and the mighty Wumbo Wizard. Gaben was in a black robe, symbolizing his role as the Reaper, choosing the young female children from the world to be sacrificed. The man was truly in awe, and proceeded to rip off his skin, becoming a skeleton. He proceeded to perform the ritual chant of Tyler: SPOOPYCLOKEM80, SPOOPYCLOKEM80, and so on, and so forth. He was sacrificed that day, but all remember the momentous occasion, of the rebirth of our lord and savior Tyler, also known as tyler 3.69. He is all, yet none. He is hot, yet cold. He is black, yet white. He is love. He is life. Praise Tyler.

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