May The Turky Smile On You This Day.

The rules are as follow;
1) Eat a turkey every Tuesday to replenish turk juices.
2) Be excelent to each other.
3) Kill all "Duck" heathen on the spot (gassing is prefrable)
4) Frogs are Friends (but may be punished for fratinising with the "duck").
5) Do Turkey as you would expect Turkey to do you.
6) Can only communicate via morse code.