TRUMPTERS

: Hello and welcome to the Trumpter Sqaud, you have stumbled upon a very great and powerfull group. This group will take control the minds of all steam users. all members must listen to Never gonna give you up for 10 hrs straight and we will time you, and if you fail we will sacrafice you to the soul of Rick Astley himself because he feeds off steam users that fail to complete this task. once you are in Trumpter Sqaud group you will have to complete 3 daily tasks:

1. you must print out a picture of Trumpter Sqaud and create a shrine in your room.
2. you must listen to Never gonna give you up at least 10 times a day.
3. You must dedicate your life to Trumpter Sqaud.

I hope you all understand the consequences of what will happen if you fail, let me repeat what happens if you fail to complete these tasks daily, Rick Astley himself will come come at exactly 1:14 AM on a monday and sing never gonna give you up 3 times and then grab you from your bed you will not be able to run because is voice will hypnotise you and you will suffer the rest of your life in a hole listening to his songs over and over untill blood starts to come out of your eyes and ears, So I advice you to never, never, leave this group because Trumpter Sqaud will never give you up.
May the Trumpter Sqaud gods be with you!