Totally Tough Templar's Training to Terminate Tyrannical T*rks

Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out I got pretty zealous🍆so I started to pout😞He asked if I was down⬇for something great😍🍆and I asked what and he said he'd give me a💦crusade!💦Yeah! Yeah!💕💦Saracens!💦Muslims! defeat by my hand💦😍It makes💘God💘😊happy😊to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦I'm💘God's💘👑judgment👑going off to war!💟 It makes me feel squishy💗!It makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑