The Church of Bamalaboni

The 10 commandments of the Church of Tony Bamalaboni
1. Having under 1000 hours in gmod is a sin (acceptions made)
2. Saying Tony Bamalaboni's name incorrectly will result in immediate punishment
3. Killing in the Bamalaboni rooms is a sin, unless a funny meme requires someone elses death, or unless Tony Bamalaboni is the perpetrator of said killing
4. Jeff
5. Every 4th sentence spoken or typed must contain the word "Bamalaboni"
6. When messaging Tony Bamalaboni, you must start your message with "oh the great Bamalaboni i wish to speak with you"
7. You have to hate the Scipii, you do not have to know what the Scipii is, but you have to hate them
8. When told to simmer down, thou shalt simmer the ♥♥♥♥ down
9. Jeff
10. Thou must read the Bamalaboni Manifesto every day