No Zombie is Safe from The Thunder Warriors

We're the Thunder Warriors. When someone sees our name and thunder, they run from us. Tanks turn into kittens, Witches cry themselves to Death, Boomers eat themselves, Hunters claw their face off and Smokers strangle themselves. That's how manly the Thunder Warriors are. To join, you have to prove your awesomeness and skill, because each member is a professional and we want to keep it that way. We haven't lost a match in years.