Now rise for the national anthem.

(to the tune of "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines")

Those neptacular men
And their gaming machines
The ping goes up-tiddly-up-up
It goes down-tiddly-down-down
They scare off the newbies
And they all act fifteen
With their up-tiddly-up-up
And their down-tiddly-down-down

Up, down, screwing around
Juking the juke and bounding the bound
They're all frightfully keen
Those neptacular men and their gaming machines
They can play upside down with their feet in the air
They don't think of danger, they really don't care
Others would think they had made a mistake
To see those young men and the nonsense they make

Those neptacular men
And their gaming machines
The ping goes up-tiddly-up-up
it goes down-tiddly-down-down
They scare off the newbies
And they all act fifteen
With their up-tiddly-up-up
And their down-tiddly-down-down

Up, down, screwing around
Juking the juke and bounding the bound
They're all frightfully keen
Those neptacular men and their gaming machines

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They can play upside down with their feet in the air
They don't think of danger, they really don't care
Others would think they had made a mistake
To see those young men and the nonsense they make

Those neptacular men
And their gaming machines
The ping goes up-tiddly-up-up
it goes down-tiddly-down-down
Those neptacular men
Those neptacular men
Those neptacular men and their
Gaming
Machines