Argh! welcome Steam Sailors!

Argh Landlubbers! You're probably wondering why you got invited to the ship!
Basically we have reason to believe your'e freshmeat, meaning you saw the game on a "Steam Sale" and have zero idea what your'e doing. The only succesful thing you've managed to accomplish is sucking ass.

Welcome here! Invite other Noobs to the ship!
Please enter your story below on the thread!

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