Shinda Sekai Sensen

"I am your leader, Yuri Nakamura! Welcome.. To "The Not Dead Yet Battlefront! Since your here, that must mean you're dead, right? Well, you're in the afterlife! You'll be obliterated if you dont fight. By who you ask? By him.. God I mean. Therefore, I highly suggest you join the battlefront. Our name changes a lot.. It started as "Under World Battlefront", but "Under World Battlefront" makes it sound like we accepted that we're dead, ya know? So we changed that name.. We have been changing names ever since. Right now, it's "Not Dead Yet Battlefront!" Before, it was "I Feel Dead Battlefront." Woo, weren't people pissed off about that one.. That name lasted about a day. The point is, you should fight with us! What do you say? If you say no... GO DIE! ...That's something we say here all the time, since no one dies here.. Whatcha think, funny?"