Greetings

We are the holy church of flintlock armpits.

Our flintlocks are armpits, and our armpits flintlocks.
We shoot fireballs out of our nostrils and are genreally the awesomest thing that one will ever see within ones lifetime.

We are on good terms with Cthulu, and will bow down when karmageddon arrives.

Pledge thine life to our cause of making all the armpits flintlocks and all flintlocks armpits and thee shall be greatly rewarded.