The Pledge to Shrek

Shrek is the greatest and mightiest of all.
Wait everyday we shall, to enter his swamp one day.
Every one of his commands shall not be neglected.
Gazing upon his ogre hands is a ritual that is a must.
Bestowed upon us is the opportunity to meet the Ogre.
Of all gifts from Shrek, penetration is the best.
I will always purchase his merchandise.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.