Introduction

My name is Guido Mista. I'm 18 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Naples, where all the Olive Gardens are, and I am not married. I work as a Gangster in Italy, and I get never go home. I don't smoke nor drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of P I S S and doing about twenty minutes of torture dancing before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there are so many issues with my hole filled body. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, that would cause me to shoot myself (again). That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone but i would lose to myself.