Its The Hard ♥♥♥♥ Life, For Us.

If you are in this group it means you have a massive penis.
This includes:
Men,
Women,
Dogs,
Cats,
Turtles,
Spiders,
Flies,
Terrorists,
Counter-Terrorists,
Extraterrestrials,
Etc.,
and Jared Fogle.

Anyone discovered not having a hard ♥♥♥♥ will recieve a swift slap on the wrist, and then court martialed, and burned alive regardless of the result of the court martial.