Welcome to the official support group for people who can't see a totem without cleansing it immediately.

We are here to walk slightly faster than everyone else and spend 70% of the match inside a locker thanks to Inner Strength. If you’re looking for high-tier gameplay... you’re in the wrong place. We’re just here to look iconic and outlive the Steves.


Step 1: Find Totem.

Step 2: Break Totem.

Step 3: Get hit once.

Step 4: LOCKER TIME. 🚪

Join us. We have cookies (and a lot of hairspray).