<This page is dedicated to my hyungs, dongsaengs, and family.>

Abstand - The Alcoholic Father. Inappropriate dad figure by day, fagbomber extraordinaire by night.
Joshin - The Disgruntled Wife. Enjoys sitting on the porch making racial statements.

Brownstone - The Eldest Canadian hyung. Brings plenty of laughs. Married to Trog.
Tery - The Serious Brother. Mistaken for being the maknae. Interested in too many hobbies.
Wao - The Rich Brother B. Major in business, minor in being awesome.
Bagwette - The Mixed Maknae. Prefers French cuisine and long walks on the beach.

Trog - The Genius Brother-in-law. Builds robots and manages villages. Studies at MIT. Married to Brownstone.