EVERYONE HIDE! REMEMBER! WHERE EVER YOU ARE, YOU MIGHT BE WATCHED BY A CRICKET. DON'T GET PROBED!

TheCricketEaters

Hello.We are proud warriors that defend against crickets. We will save the universe from crickets. Crickets are evil, disgusting, horrible, and terrible creatures. Now, the most important rule is simple. NO CRICKETS! If you see a cricket. Call 911. Stepping on it is risky because you don't know what contact with a cricket can do to you. It can poison you, give you lung disease, cancer, limb disfunction. decapitation, or even turn you into one of THEM! If you have been turned into a cricket, slowly display your address and we will come and take care of you. Please watch out. Alert your friends before they are victim to these horrible creatures. But, just be warned. That friend...might be a cricket. Be safe. Thank you.

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26 May, 2016 - dorritoSupremo | 1 Comments

hye fi yuo cna raed tihs tehn yuo ae'rnt a cirkect bcsuae sudteis sohw taht as lnog as fi teh frist nda lsat ltetres are ni teh smae pclae nda if yuo are hmaun tehn yuo cna raed tihs, nda i aywlas tugoht taht slelpnig was ipnormtat, who kenw eh?
if yuo cna raed ti tehn cmomnet, if nto tehn yuo are a ckriect and we will put you in our pockets!!! OMIGOD I NEED TO ACTUALLY LEARN ENGLISH JEEZ :L

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SPOON 28 Dec, 2017 @ 8:36pm

I EAT ASS

Zedehz

10 Aug, 2016 @ 3:31pm

my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa died from a cricket

Zedehz

10 Aug, 2016 @ 3:30pm

crickets are very deadly

Zedehz

30 May, 2016 @ 5:44pm

I have crickets as pets :D