Rule No.1: I will only invite you if you are British. (This is not an act of racism, I just want to create an environment where everyone will have similar interests, will understand each other's slang, and will understand the jokes shared between all members of British culture.

Rule No.2: You must change your name to something in a similar format as my own, with an abbreviated form of a rank in the British army, followed by any dipping sauce/topping sauce/or soup-like dish of your choosing. E.g. ColMustard, SgtGuacamole, LtCustard ect.

Rule No.3: If you do not change your name to the specifications within a week of joining, or change them to something else for over a week, you will be removed from the group. You may request another invite, but I will decide whether you are worthy of my trust.

Rule No.4: All of these rules may be unnecssary for those who I personaly know.