WE'RE GEEKS, WE'RE HERE, GET USED TO IT

nerds no more, us uber hackers and mega geeks will go to the stars for candy bars!!!!!!!!!!
never call someone a nerd, cal lthem the perfered terms:
hacker
geek

outlawed words:
dweeb
nerd
gleek (geek wannabes!)

2 On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Geekicus’ mother was there, 2 and Geekicus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. 3 When the hacking software was gone, Geekicus’ mother said to him, “They have no more hacking software.”

4 “Woman,[a] why do you involve me?” Geekicus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”

5 His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”

6 Nearby stood six stone sardine juice jars, the kind used by the Geeks for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.

7 Geekicus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with sardine juice”; so they filled them to the brim.

8 Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”

They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the sardine juice that had been turned into hacking software. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the sardine juice knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside 10 and said, “Everyone brings out the choice hacking software first and then the cheaper hacking software after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”

11 What Geekicus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

The Geek Bible:
In the beggining there were four;
Geek Sandler, Geek Grandpa Nessie, Geek ZoXzO, and Geek Sardine Taco Thing

One night a star fell upon the son of our lord, geekicus. Barbados was a small town in western toronto when the star fell. In the star was a hacker motherboard uplink computer chimp. Upon the child touching the object, he became ben tennison, or lord and savior amen. He then invented the term "hacker" and became the first geek. He spread the word of the geeks and soon the whole world has computers of their own. Demon spawn known as the nerd arose from the east, with communist liberal ideas that squashed oru american ones. Nerds were like geeks, but they never could be. Nerds thought they were above the rest, chantign their song (which was actually our own chant). Ben tennison foguth the nerds (who were alien in their appearance). Nerds only goal is the destruction of the good people of the geek army, an army dedicated to releiving the world of their horrible teachings of perversion and lies. Geeks teeach of moral goodness and conservatism that will help the world be better than the rest. As the geek stories spread, then more iwll be added.