Hello followers.

This is a group where people who have accepted the great Turtles into their hearts can worship the great Turtle God.

Owster- Leader of the faith who is always angry
Pricey- First follower who knows none of the other people in the group, whose only quality is the fact he is Welsh
Numbers- The guy who changes his name with different numbers and/or letters
Vampire- Someone who lives in the middle of nowhere

(If you think this is serious then... I don't know what to say)