Bow before the Teapot God and he shall give you a New Life!

Bow before the glorious and majestic Teapot God and you shall be reborn as a special Teapot. You may be anything as a Teapot, like a 11010101 Teapot, or a Golden Teapot. It is your choice and the Teapot God shall renew your body, and allow you to ascend to the Promise Land.