Shrek's Quest to CSGO Mastery

We are a 'professional' CS:GO team and we have won a total of 0 majors so far. We were going strong to qualify for dreamhack, but we had not started playing yet. We decided to be kind and not go for Colone, as we would pity all the other inferior teams such as Fnatic and NiP.
However we are currently:

'THE CHAMPIONS OF GOLD NOVA 2 TO MASTER GUARDIAN ELITE
We are currently donating all of our tournement earnings to the creation of 'Shrek 5'

Our Current Teams:
Zoomee (Snowflake boi)
KingGax (Our Great SwampMaster)
Ariess343 (KennyS(hit))
P3rapsis(Number 1 Bad Asian - Ariess 2016)
BloodHound(Abused and RIP)
The Orgelords FACIT TEAM 5v5s

Looking for people interested in competing in Facit Tournements as a team of 5. Must be decent at the game, active and prepared to work as a team.

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