Turtles are cool.

In the name of the father, the son and the holy Turtle,
We worship you oh lovely turtle.
Please give us peace and hope this fine day.
And note that everyday we come closer to reaching our goal.
To be turtles.
Oh lord turtle, we bow down to you.
Please smite down our enemies and let us proceed in our life.
May you bring us high ranks and confidence but not love.
Amen.