Welcome to Team Macho

Who are we?
Team Macho are a competitive video gaming team that plays CS:GO even though we're British. We have been going for roughly 1 year now and we worship Randy Savage every night by listening to his rap album and praying at our local Macho Shrine which can be found in most major cities and towns.

If you have no local Macho Shrine, please call 01670 733777 to have one installed

The Team

Randy Savage
The leader of Team Macho despite constantly disconnecting and getting banned and not really doing ♥♥♥♥-all for the group. You can usually find him at the bottom of the leaderboard and sometimes even taking a stroll up to 4th place, he tries to mask this by spending too much money on CS:GO skins so it looks like he's a more experienced player. Despite all this ♥♥♥♥, he shares some pretty spicy memes on Facebook and makes sure to flood the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone else's feed to block out all the important personal stuff, what a Gentleman.

Spitte
Spitte is the real co-ordinator of Team Macho depsite not being the leader, he pretty much organises everything including the Macho Podcast and Team Macho YouTube channel. You can expect to see Spitte pretty high on the leaderboards in CS:GO games despite having the occasional bad game. This guy has a fair amount of skins and too much luck in cases which often causes fellow team-mates to get salty.

JoostKane
Kane is the friendly neighbourhood tryhard of Team Macho and pretty much carries us through all of our games which is basically the reason we aren't all Silver 1. Kane has a long experience with the game and has the most competitive wins out of all of us, a lot of which came from his games with the legendary Mint Matty. Kane's main weakness is the fact that he only plays Mirage, Dust 2 and Inferno which is good for finding quick games since 90% of CS:GO servers run Dust 2 and 9% run Mirage however these are also the maps that gather all the tryhards which makes it hard for the other members of the team to keep up. Despite this, Kane is a crucial asset in Team Macho and we need Black Belt CS:GO players to guide us to Global Elite.

Nikuirtle
Nikuirtle is the newest signee to Team Macho and despite not being officialy ranked yet, he has a natural talent for CS:GO. Nikuirtle is also very proficient at dealing with the Team's media. In his short stay here in CS:GO he has also accumulated a fair amount of skins which makes him even better at the game. Chris has learned quickly thanks to the teachings of the senior members of the team and is now a fully initiated member of Team Macho

Donations
Since we are all massive peasants you can feel free to donate any CS:GO items you have available to any of the players above. We will be extremely grateful for all donations and you might even get a shoutout from the legendary team themselves.
This was Kane's idea



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