T.I.D.D.I.E.S.

As a brief note, I write this message as I reflect on how the awful human beings we collectively are TIDDIES has changed my life.

I was but a mere recruitment officer, doing what any good recruitment officer would do: Spamming that MF invite button. Little did I conceptualize how much of an impact spending three hours mindlessly joining random TF2 lobbies to claim innocent victims gathering the community’s most intellectual and politically correct individuals would have on Steam as an entire platform. Now that we as a society have been established and recognized globally (however global steam really is, since we all know Gabe Newell is really the one chatting with us on the other end of every private conversation), we as a collective body have utilized our full potential to redefine one simple idea. An idea so profound and so life changing that we as a race may now fully comprehend, including all of its implications, exactly what this idea is.

TIDDIES.

TIDDIES is not just something we as human beings crave- those soft, sensitive parts of flesh that rest at the ends of our chests -but instead it is a greater element which delivers a paradigm to be respected. TIDDIES captures and depicts the present-day worldview as is. As such, each of us active, participating members represents on an intergalactic scale what it means to be an “extraordinary someone.” We stand as symbols to the entire universe of what the ultimate human being is, as all of us highlight the best that our society has to offer. We are the pinnacle of humanity. So culturally intelligent and sensitive, no humanitarian or goodwill speaker can stand before us.

Before this group emerged, during a time of turbulence and confusion, each of us were scattered, like stars among the night sky. You had no way of banding together to make a difference, no way of knowing that there were other extraordinary someones, just like you, waiting to be found. It took the strong willpower of several uniquely qualified, cancerous enlightened individuals to bring us together. Now that we are united, the world turns with a new light. A new perspective. A new purpose. Even if your neighbor, mother, or boss fails to recognize this unprecedented change, you as an extraordinary someone know. That is what truly matters. We work in the shadows, recognized by the universe but not by others around us.

Allow this short read to remind you exactly how special you are. Don’t allow any other person to deny you of that “special snowflake” status you so rightfully deserve. Thank you.