I miss the old Kirk, straight from the Go Kirk
Chop up the soul Kirk, set on his goals Kirk
I hate the new Kirk, the bad mood Kirk
The always rude Kirk, spaz in the news Kirk
I miss the sweet Kirk, chop up the beats Kirk
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kirk
See, I invented Kirk, it wasn't any Kirks
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kirks
I used to love Kirk, I used to love Kirk
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kirk
What if Kirk made a song about Kirk
Called "I Miss The Old Kirk"? Man, that'd be so Kirk
That's all it was Kirk, we still love Kirk
And I love you like Kanye loves Kirk