Tommys pickle is big and muscular

When Tommy was a youngin he was gifted with quite the pickle. His pants would bulge trying to contain the ginormous crotch monster. His parents were so proud of Tommy. He attracted all the ladies with his huge crotch rocket. As he progressed into adolescence his prized posession continued to turn heads. Doctors were astonished with the size. But some guys were very jealous of it ad snapped it off. Teams of surgeons rushed to try and fix his pickle but it was to late. His pickle became very DILL from being unatatched for to long. This was a sweet yet sour moment for Tommy. But Tommy decided it was for the best and ate the pickle like his parents have nagged him to do for years. Tommy then died of food poisoning