Just a couple of roster riders with a dream.

winning open since 1973

we masturbate before every match

We don't look to the stars, we look at our banks, whip out our wallets and blow money on your female.

If I flip a quarter, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you like soda? Cause I'm about to Mount-And-Dew You. ;)

The best teamwork comes from ♥♥♥♥♥ who are working independently toward one ♥♥♥♥ in unison.