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Welcome to the CS:GO super ninjas. If you have our clan tag, you are a ceritified Ninja, and are required by law to honor our code or disembowl yourself with a sword. Here is our samura-- I mean Ninja code.


Rule #1: This group is for cool people only. Git cool or git out.

Rule #2: While carrying our clan tag and playing the game Counter Strike: Global Offensive, do not use any guns whatsoever. Guns are an invention of the modern world and a threat to our order.

Rule #3: While carrying our clan tag and playing the game Counter Strike: Global Offensive, do not under any circumstances plant, or carry the bomb. Bombs are an invention of the mordern world, and a threat to our order.

Rule #4: If your Waifu is from SAO, Naruto, or Bleach, you need to kill yourself IRL.

Rule #5: While carrying our clan tag and playing the game Counter Strike: Global Offensive, you are not allowed to carry a defuse kit. You are allowed to defuse the bomb as long as you do not use a kit. If you pick up a kit, you must disembowel yourself on the spot.

Rule #6: If you are caught disobeying the rules, you will be removed from the clan and forever shamed.

Rule #7: The Zues taser in the game Counter Strike: Global Offensive, appears to be some form of lightning magic. The use of it is permitted.

Rule #8: Don't gamethrow while using our clan tag. Gamethrowing is for ♥♥♥♥♥.



Here is a comprehensive list of abillities you will gain by being a member of this clan:

-You can slice bullets out of mid air with your sword

-You will become a waifu magnet

-You can do super ninja flips now

-You're so fast that enemy bullets can't hit you when you Naruto run

-You can now throw grenades so hard that they'll kill an enemy on contact. They're basically ninja stars.

-You can now balance in places you wouldn't otherwise be able to balance in.

-You have other super ninja abillities.


Have fun!