In order to be good, we need more scrims. Scrims are important, and not going to them is getting on my nerves. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about dinner, or how your friends asked you out after we arranged a scrim.

5pm on saturdays is scrim time. Don't book things over this. If you do, give me a weeks notice.

Dowel not being able to make it today caused me to spend hours looking for a merc. I could have used this time to play the game and get ready for the scrim, or to watch a map tutorial, or wank.

It is by no means just Dowel. Multiple people have been real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me about timings, sometimes going as far as to directly undermine me in the comms. I won't name them because they will ♥♥♥♥♥ about it, but this kind of conduct is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Thanks for reading.

And I still don't care about dinner.

Lots was said, I am just going to right a few ideas down. Feel free to add!

1. Positioning, we need to be where we need to be when we need to be.
2. Everyone needs to check out tf2lobby a few times a week.
3. I need to make smarter picks and protect the med more (same old story).
4. Doing what you are told immediately- there were delays which made us lose.
5. SPYCHECK.

Ben has gone on hiatus, so we will be playing with a new heavy for a little while.

This saturday, Floppy (formerly of the ds3 team) will be playing with us, and as for the future, I am going to find us a new temporary heavy. Let me know if you have someone suitable.

Go play on TF2 Lobby.

And before I get all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, here is an FAQ section.

Q: I don't like lobby, can I sit out?
A: No, don't be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ selfish. Get good at the game. You will only get good with practice.

Q: People on lobby are mean, can I sit out?
A: No. Me, Wub n00by and a whole bunch of other people put up with the ♥♥♥♥ you get on lobbies, you need to learn to.

Q: I don't have time for lobbies, can I sit out?
A: Make time. If you can't, then I don't see how you can be in a team. same goes for scrims.

Q: I already lobby, why are you telling me?
A: I am not talking to those of you who already lobby, idiot.

Q: I wanna play Dota all day and you can't tell me what to do. ♥♥♥♥ you?
A: Guess what, I can. Anybody who wants to play in comp needs to commit to it, and if you don't like the fact that I am telling you what to do, then go leave the team and make your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team and call it the Oppressed Spatial Explorers and be stupid.
(NOTE: I am not condemning you for playing Dota, but it would be nice to see people actually play tf2 if they want to be in this team)

Q: My lobby is broken, is it ok for me to not go on it?
A: No, go fix it. If you can't, then you will only hurt the team with your lack of practice. And if you're gonna hurt the team, then I don't want to play with you.

Q: I'm MLG by default, can I not take part in practice?
A: Leave the team.

Seriously, it is annoying me how little time some people are putting into tf2. And its not just me. People have come to me, annoyed about how some people barely play tf2 yet think they can just turn up at matches and do good. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grow up.

Let's face it, we dont scrim enough. Teams that we used to beat have gone on to do more scrims and are now wiping us. I propose scrims on sundays at 6pm, with mumble at 5.

Please can EVERYONE, and I mean EVERY SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PERSON ON THIS TEAM, leave a comment or tell me directly if this is ok with your own personal timetable.

This will leave us with two scrims a week, one on saturday and one on sunday.