All Hail the Gaben, our Lord and Savior

We are the Steaminists- Followers of Gaben.

Passage from the Gaben Tales:


And so Gabe said, "Let there be Steam." And so there was Steam, and Gabe saw that it was good. Yet something was missing, so Gabe said, "Let games flow." And so the games flowed, and Gabe saw that it was good. Yet something was still missing. So Gabe said, "Let the sales shine brightly," and the sales shined upon us, basking us in their glory. Praise unto Gabe, for he is wise and just.