Wanna sploon?

you wot mate?
fokkin scrub i'll wreck your ass 1 v 1 me turf war mate. fight me.
spyke is my waifu and you should not take him away from me.
i brutally murdered cap'n cuttlefish.
♥♥♥♥ me Spyke.
I want Spyke to caress me with his yaoi hands. But his hair would impale me.
Your ass is grass.