Join the Space Commandos!

Have you every felt oppressed? Downtrodden by the resident race of Martians, Zombies, Droids and/or unicorns?

THEN TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

Join Deathray's Space Commandos and FIGHT BACK!

WITH LAZORS!

That's right, Lazors! The coolest, most awe-inspiring projectile in the universe!
When you join the space commandos, you dedicate yourself not just to kicking butt, but KICKING BUTT WITH LAZORS.

Anyone can join, so long as you bring your own lazor rifle. The Zombie overlord's taxes make providing a weapon for every commando impossible, so bring your own!

Only the following weapons are acceptable when playing with other Space Commandos;
-The Rightous Bison (Our signature weapon of justice!)
-The Cowmangler 5000
-The Pomson 6000
-The Short Circut
-The Machina
-The Phlogistinator
-The Manmelter
-Any projectile launcher (Sandman, sandvich, Rescue ranger etc. Anything that's not bullets or explosives. This is the future. We don't NEED bullets. Or explosives.)
-Any Melee of your choice!