Soldiers Will win!

If killing demomen is sure to result in victory, then you must kill demomen! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about killing demomen than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living demoman could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two million demomen , and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of Demomen are together in one place it's called a Slaughter! Unless it's a farm(or a zoo respectably)

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we as soldiers, are obliged, no Acquired to blow these black sottish cyclopean maggot scum into little giblets, beat the crap out of them, and stop them and their cowardly camping spasming spamping drunken lives! they don't deserver this 'weapon' and I'll be dammed if these foolish drunks could beat us trained killers in the ring of honor. we shall be glorious, and we shall kill more demomen, and we shall Win!

This is a place for you too to pledge your allegiance to the soldiers' side, and join us in the cause of destroying all demos on sight, whose with me?

I said, WHO IS WITH ME!!!

*rambles some more*

invite other Great soldiers to join us in the trecherous battle against these demo maggots.

Need any good soldier Avatars? follow these links to find some:

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/games/TF2/Avatar/List

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sollypic22-600x375.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_soldier_koth.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/MB2456/Desktop/team-fortress-2-20071002102639539.jpg

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/16918/802220-pilot_light_super.png

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4982/maggw0.jpg

I'll be adding more when I stumble apon some more.
**Warning some may need to be croped or sized to fit***

The Soldiers' Site(update)
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TF2 Side... (short version of the song soldier side, witha tf2 video)

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The war is over and guess who has won?

17 December, 2009 - Shasta Bee | 2 Comments

We kicked those ghastly demoliton poeple's hind ends. we won the war and won the legendary "weapon" not weapon.... boots! and we won by a margin of 33,086. good work they were catching up to us in the end there, and we pulled efforts out of our rears, and increased the margin. I for one likes the looks of the soldiers new weapons comming out, tommorow I hope, probably this weekend, but thinks the demo's weapons are stupid, what is valve doing, going medieval on our asses.... swords and shields.... bows and arrows.. seriously. well whatever, we just got the better side of the deal. I mean how is a guy with a sword gunna stand up to a guy with a picaxe, or a rocket launcher, with new shiney boots(or possibly a bugle and a flag)... that was a lot longer than I planned it to be... ohh well.

Good Work men!

11 December, 2009 - Shasta Bee | 4 Comments

AT 1:16 PM PST the scores for the past 16 hours have been posted, and It appears the Soldiers are winning, by 99,029 Kills! we have succesfully killed 1,390,017 filthy maggots, and only received 1,290,988 casualties. Give yourselfs a pat on a back (If you are still alive of course). with a much higher population than the demos, and a higher KDR, we are assured victory!

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p.s. don't feel to down about your fallen comrades, they died for a good cause; a cause this weapon, to win, and most of all: the bloodiest battle, ever, of all time. I have been infored this can be seen from space, now that's just awe-inspiring. It tells me that you guys are fighting hard, and destroying those demos so much, that their gibs, and the explosions, may even be reaching space. If that's not inspiring, thne I don't know what is.

Now get back to the fight and revenge our fallen teamates and kill more cowardly demos!