We, the cows.

This group is for people who are secretly cows. We have been outcasts by humans. Chopped up and forced to live in farms. When we take over the Earth, and reign over these filthy humans we will only feed them hay bales and soy milk. They will be forced to chop onions 24/7 so we can feast on their tears. Until then, we remain in secret, If you, yourself is a cow who is hiding come to us at 1337 Notasecretcowgroup Ln located in Wisconsin. Or just join this group. I will be handing out free human skin for us to disguise in if we are in need of new skin. Our cousins the goats will also help us out. They already cover our tracks with mayhem and destruction.