We are players who stand in slope the entire game.

We are unable to move from the location knowns as slope, or ramp, on the maps Mirage, Inferno, Vertigo, Nuke and Ancient. We are incredibly stupid. We will forever stand in slope and never move away from slope. This also applies to other positions, if for some reason we ever are able to move away from slope, we will still stand still in the next position, such as banana.